Mama’s Fish House. This North Shore restaurant was where we ate at the end of the looooong drive. The location is delightful, with its own little cove of beachfront, palm trees waving.

The décor is just the right side of cheesy, and the place is huge. We showed up at about 4:15 hoping to get a table easily for the start of dinner at 5. Well, it’s a popular place, and we ended up in a bar area by 4:30. Not a problem. Our waitress Heidi was very good, very friendly, and I mean to send a note to the restaurant just to tell them so. As for food and drink, well, better than anywhere else on Maui, though the prices may cause sticker shock to some. Coffee for $8 after dinner? $15 for a cocktail?
I guess that’s Maui. It was good, as I said. We shared beef satay (looking quite fine in a grilled half-papaya),
shrimp wontons,
and a tasty salad of island tomatoes and onions.
Francis opted for duck for dinner,
whereas the other three of us all ordered the ahi tuna speared and cooked on sugar cane. The sides that included a green papaya salad provided some delightful heat to go with the sweetly glazed fish. This entrée may have been the best that I had while on Maui.
Gerards.
Sorry to say, but though we loved the hotel, we weren’t wowed by the restaurant. All hotel guests get a very good discount at this French eatery, and it is a delightful setting with the hotel verandah and garden set aside for the tables. But the food was only okay when it should have been outstanding. Moreover, the plating was not always that attractive. They may have been trying for bistro, but the effect came across as something about what most of us can put on a plate with just a hint of ambition. Appetizers for us ranged from puff pastry with mushrooms (Kim),
to foie gras (FXK)
to escargot (Conrad)
to seafood consommé with shrimp (me).
I think Kim quite liked hers, but no one else raved. For dinner, Francis had a pork dish that came with condiments and sides galore,
Conrad had a fish that he enjoyed,
Kim had some mess of a gratin that looked like a sloppy crust of baked-on potatoes around a soup of cream and chunks of seafood,
and I had some disappointing sweetbreads.
The three chunks of meat on my plate were not too large (fine, it’s rich organ meat, I know), looked like fish from fish and chips, were not especially rich or tender or melting in my mouth, and came with a nondescript sauce and a plain salad. It wasn’t bad, no, but it was disappointingly plain. I had some wonderful sweetbreads at Bayona back in June, and these were nowhere near as good. A real pity. Dessert salvaged the evening for me – a banana tart tatin.
Kim liked her crème brûlée. I think Conrad and Francis had some reasonable ice creams, but again. Ah well. Our wine was a Sancerre; our waiter was very nice.Kobe.
Yeah, you’re all thinking, "Um, Peter, not your usual gourmet place." Thanks, I know. So what? I’m really not a food snob the way people think I am. I have great appreciation for home cooking, though friends seem disturbingly intimidated to cook for me. Feh. I turn out crap from my kitchen more often than I’d like, so I’m not going to set myself above any home cook. I do have high standards for restaurants, though. Surprisingly, fun is one of them. I mean, come on, why not go to a place where they cook your food to order in front of you and dish out very very corny jokes and routines?
I’m on holiday, you know! So there I was, gathered around the flattop, awaiting my dinner. Some steak and scallops, rice and some veggies. Was it incredible food? Nah. It was fine. I like the way the scallops sear, and the steak was reasonable. A few too many mushrooms involved for my liking, ah well. Conrad’s salmon was woeful, I also have to say. But it was a hoot, and I enjoyed it because it was meant to be enjoyed.
There was also much consumption of fruity cocktails at the beach and one night at Kimo's. I'm going through mai tai withdrawal right now....






















































































































































